that his side wouldn't get hot enough. And if that is true, you'd better send him for a physical check-up to an M.D., an internist, for there must be something physically wrong like a thyroid imbalance. I'm with you 100% on twin beds. The Catholic Church doesn't counsel against them and have the lowest divorce rate for nothing.

Dear Mr. Lloyd:

R. L.

We're a gay married couple that's being driven crazy by these two excruising buddies of my lover. They come over all the time just to bug us about being married. They don't want to talk about anything else. I know they're just jealous. They say we've got temporary insanity, that we're not being normal for gay life. I know they want to get him back on what they call their "circuit," and ing. He works for one of them, so we ing. He work for one of them, so we can't just not seem them.

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Kid them right back every time they kid you. Tell them you're "queer queers," that being "normal" is just another way of saying "run of the mill" and that if that's what they want to be that's okay with you.

Two swallows don't make a spring, and two cruisy faggots don't represent the best of the homophile world.

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